Holy cow, Hollywood! You heard me and you acted so quickly! I can only assume the check is in the mail and I should be receiving it any day now. You're welcome for the inspiration for your latest movie.
I take this to mean I'm not the only mother out there struggling to find the delicate balance between my family, my home, my social life, and my career. I have no doubt the producers, presumably men, will answer all of my questions and solve all of my problems in 100 minutes or less. So, until September 16th, I'll continue on my quest for perfection. Oh wait, I'm supposed to be recovering from that dirty word.
Ultimately, the movie sums it up when SJP says, and I'm paraphrasing because it's the best my overloaded mind can do right now, "Life without you, me, and our children is nothing."